A Return To Warehouse 6 (© Brer)
Page 1 1. The wooden shipping crate had been removed
from the eighteen wheeler and placed of to the end of the receiving dock. It's
milspec packaging was old, at least three decades, maybe four. Rusty steel
bands anchored it to a pallet that had seen better days. Jake directed Tom to set it off to the side
to make room while they sorted out the last shipment of the day that had
arrived on the truck. "Old, out of date, obsolete, obsolete, out
of date." Jake droned as he went through the bill of laden and pointed out
various pallets for disposal,recycling, or storage. Tom dutifully used the
forklift to move everything into orderly piles for later sorting. Jake looked closely at the yellow copy of
the bill of lading and one of the larger boxes and called out. "Tom!" "What?" Tom replied as he continued setting
pallets along the dock. "We have another one." "Another what?" Tom answered hesitantly, remembering
the events of the previous year. "Marbles." Jake answered, "Mellow out Tom.
If I see another one of those things come in, you'll be the first to know." " I thought you were kidding about the
marbles. What does the army use them for?" "Not a clue. All I know is that we get a
crate of them in every year or so." Jake said and thought for a second, "If
you want, grab a load for your little brother. It's going to cost us more to
dispose of them then they're worth.". Jake continued reading down the bill of
lading. He found the entry for the crate at the end of the dock and read
through it. "Tom. Remember what I said about mellowing
out?". "Yes." "Forget it. We have another barrel." he
said flatly. "Spot me your cell phone."
2. The General adjusted the seatbelt in the
humvee as they approached the guard post to Jurvis Army base. They were
expected. A group of security vehicles, lights flashing, had blocked off all
the inbound lanes and were only allowing vehicles to leave. "Your expected." The gate guard said when
they showed their identification. The guard pointed out a lone security vehicle
with it's hazard lights flashing on the side road that led to the warehousing
section of the base. "Form up behind behind him and he'll take you right in.". Forty years, the General thought to
himself, and one of the biggest easter egg hunts that no one outside of a few
small circles knew about. Forty years of chasing nightmares because a supply
clerk filled out some paperwork wrong and accidentally put the eggs into the
military supply system. Repeatedly mislabeled, they were shipped from warehouse
to warehouse where they would be mislabeled again. Twelve more eggs or three more
years,whichever came first, and he could retire and be done with it. "Twelve more eggs." he said under his
breath. He knew he wouldn't enjoy retirement if this egg hunt was not finished
by then. He had helped clean up the mess in Jersey when he was a much younger
man. That one was caused by some clerk excessing the eggs as anatomical
specimens to a medical supply company. A low yield nuclear artillery round,
also nicknamed an egg, was required to fix that fiasco. His convoy formed up behind the security
vehicle and started towards their destination. The omega warehouse. The name sounded more ominous than the
reality. Warehouse six had gotten the nickname over the years because of it's
role in the military supply system. Strange or misplaced inventory in the
system that no one knew what to do with but was judged too valuable to throw
away would eventually migrate here or to one of the other omega warehouses
scattered throughout the nation. And the strangest inventory of all seemed
to migrate to this one warehouse more often than any other of the omegas. [ Continue to page 2 ] |