Why Gahaziel Gave Up Saging (© Biswapriya Purkayastha)
Page 4 "He killed
me," I said, pointing. "I didn’t exactly want to come here." "Yes, I
see." The devil sounded thoughtful, like someone who has just realised that
things happen which are not strictly under his control. "Well, come along." "Where
to?" I asked. "And what about him?" "We’ll
have to decide what to do about you," the devil said. "As for him, well..." He
turned one of his jewelled eyes on the killer, who was staring back at him in
open-mouthed horror. "You stay right here till you’re called for. Don’t go
wandering, no matter how long it takes – not if you know what’s good for you.
Understand?" Without
wasting any further time on the murderer, the devil led me up a long staircase
which rose along the side of a great stone wall. The wall, of black rock dark
as night, rose overhead as far as one could see, and plunged into invisible
depths below. To the right, red and yellow mists coiled, and there were flashes
of violet and white, for all the world like silent lightning. "What will
happen to him if he does go wandering off?" I asked. "Nothing
at all," the devil said cheerfully. "But I couldn’t resist the temptation. He
can sit there for a few thousand years for all I care. After all, we aren’t
bothered about him." "But
you’re bothered about me?" The devil
was silent for a while. "Let’s put it this way," he said eventually, "I
personally don’t care who you are or what happens to you. But there are more
important things than what I think or care." We rose
further in silence, until I couldn’t bear the silence any longer. "So," I
asked, "is this hell?" The devil
moved his heavy head until one of his eyes swivelled towards me. "You could
call it that," he said agreeably. "Or you could call it anything else you want.
Just don’t call it heaven, that’s all." "Something
wrong with heaven?" I asked. He merely
shuddered in reply, so expressively that all his scales rattled together and
parasites went jumping away as if on springs. At length
we came to a kind of plateau. It was actually a vast flat space on the side of
the wall, the stone cracked and fissured, and filled with bubbling pools and
puddles of liquid fire. And the space was filled with devils – devils of all
shapes and sizes, from little devils which scuttled around our legs to brooding
masses so huge I took them at first to be part of the wall itself. A lot of
them gathered around us, jabbering and grinning. If I hadn’t been dead I might
almost have been scared. My devil
led me all the way through that mass of grinning, gibbering fiends for so long
that I thought we’d keep going for the rest of eternity. But at last we came to
a devil so huge that I couldn’t even see all of him – he vanished into the
distance to left and right, and his body merged into the substance of the wall.
Very, very far overhead, I could make out a pair of dim red eyes and a gaping
mouth full of serrated yellowish teeth. From way up there came a distant
rumbling. My devil
turned towards me. "This is His Holeyness the Infernal Pope, Demon CLIV," he
said. "He wants to know what you’re doing here." I repeated
everything that had happened since I’d first noticed the disappearance of the
building. The gathered devils all stared at me, and the laughter fell off to a
murmuring full of consternation. "And
that’s all I know about it," I finished. "I can’t tell you any more than that." "And
you’re dead," my devil repeated. "You’re sure?" "Of
course." I pointed to the wound over my heart. "I’ve been stabbed right there,
haven’t I?" "Um,
well." The devils all looked at one another, and there was some rumbling from
overhead. "That is a problem." "I don’t
understand," I said. "I died, so I came to hell. I suppose that’s pretty much
standard, isn’t it?" My devil
shook both his horns in vehement denial. "The problem is," he explained, "that
dead people do not come to hell. No dead person has ever come here –
except you." [ Continue to page 5 ] |