Apocalypstick: Part 2 (© Jesus Riddle Morales) This contribution is part of a series:- 1. Apocalypstick (15-Apr-2007)
| In a futuristic Dark Age, a lone woman named Claira becomes infected with a mysterious parasite, turning her into a cannibalistic Vampire. This creature both curses and blesses her, giving her extraordinary powers, while plaguing her with a life-long illness. However, she uses her newfound abilities to rage a military campaign against the greatest warlords the world has ever known. Meanwhile, Marishka, heir to the powerful Vatican, learns that her lover, Claira, has somehow impregnated her. In tow, inner turmoil besets her, as she must make a decision to either join her iconic wife, or destroy the one thing she loves the most. Written & illustrated in super-sexy, ultra-violent fashion, this tale is a must for lovers of 'extreme' horror and fantasy. | 2. Apocalypstick: Part 2 (26-Jan-2009)
| The phenomenally beautiful genius, Marishka, Queen of Neo-Rome, comes home to Romania to claim her monster wife. Yet her strange and psychotic spouse, Claira Carnifex, returns to unleash mass murder as the Vampire-ish, mutant lesbian that every warlord loves to hate. Even so, they're both sworn to protect apocalyptic Romania from the perverse Omega Kahn and his satanic henchmen. But with the odds stacked against her, could even the 'Phage' survive the heinous terrors storming the ancient town of Gothicane? ..Or will she lose Marishka and her beloved land forever? |
Page 1 (Battle Journal #4) Path of Destruction
Scene #3: Mighty Hermaphroditee Tales of the Old World
In small shack just outside the borders of Hades
Hollow and actually built on the unburied half of Dracula’s castle, Shakespeare
sat on a dusty cot facing Claira Carnafex. The two were discussing the ways of
the Old World. It was a regular tradition for Shakespeare to tell yarns of the
Old World. Claira had loved the stories that her wife, Marishka, used to teach
when they both lived in Romania together, but since she hadn’t seen her
estranged wife in years, she settled for the old thespian’s more practical
tales of skyscrapers, electricity, and computers. As Shakespeare spoke, Claira was connecting her
Trigger-whip to a large battery, which he rigged to sap energy from the sun. It
gave Claira’s Trigger-whip the power to send a bolt of electricity through her
stretchy whip line. The elder man pushed a tray of sweet Badger-Bread toward
Claira, specifically pointing out the slices dyed red with blood. "Here, this is a rare delicacy these days. It’s a mix
of sugar and blood, just the way you liked it as a kid. I got it from Sermon
when I returned from Ravens Fall yesterday. She’s quite a talented baker." Crunching on the sweet bread, Claira coed in salacious delight. For she hadn’t
had the tasty treat for over a month now. "Yummy, yum, yum! This bread is coated with honey and drenched in badger blood.
It’s truly delicious. When I see Sermon, I’ll have to thank her personally.
Remind me to bring some more geese and moose meat to Raven Falls the next time
I visit her." Replied Claira, while sloppily wiping away crumbs of Badger-Bread
from her face. "I’ll do that," said Shakespeare intensely working on another one of his kooky
gadgets. "Well, you old fart," said Claira in her usual
demeaning way. "Are you going to finish that story or what?" "Oh, yes. Now where was I? – Oh, I was telling you about politics and how they
altered the very earth. Listen here, ol’ chum; when the world was younger, the
majority of the earth was clean --not infested with dirty radiation like it is
today. "Yeah, you told me about that before, but how could so many people live on the
planet back then? You told me once that there was over a billion people in the
world. I can’t believe that." "Oh, but there was, my savage darling. There were far more than even that.
Before the plague bombs hit, there were over six billion humans on the earth.
Today, census reports account for only forty thousand worldwide. That’s a big
change, right?" "If you say so, you darn coot," replied Claira doubtfully, "but I think you’re
just pulling my leg, Shakespeare. "You do, huh? You doubt that just like you doubt that televisions and computers
existed, too?" Asked Shakespeare pivoting his finger like an old man angry with
his son. "Yeah, I doubt it. I mean I know that some of what you say must be true. I had
you make all my killer contraptions and hunting gadgets, so you seem to have
some kind of mechanical knowledge of the Old World. But talking boxes that send
moving pictures through invisible energy and glass and plastic machines that
help people think? Ha, that’s got to be the stuff of fairy tales." "Huh, you underestimate me, young woman. Let me show you the magic of the Old
World," said Shakespeare, while guiding Claira to a corner of the shack. There, he pulled the dusty covers off an old TV. Plugging the VCR underneath it
into a solar battery pack, he then picked up an old videocassette tape and put
it into the whirring machine. In an instant, Claira’s eyes widened as if she’d
seen a ghost. The glass on the television lit up as it played an old exercise
video. Watching tiny people jumping up and down in an exercise regiment, Claira
could hardly believe her eyes. "You see, I ‘was’ telling you the truth." Replied Shakespeare in an
I-told-you-so voice. [ Continue to page 2 ] |