Dead Camp (© Biswapriya Purkayastha)
Page 2 I saw some of the female trainees over on their side of the
camp. They were standing in a straggling line, listening to a lecture from a very
tall woman sergeant in a black leather jacket with death’s heads on the
collars, and high jackboots. The sergeant’s voice shrilled faintly to me
through the evening air. "I’m told she used to be an actress specialising in Nazi
concentration camp films," someone said. I looked around. It was one of the
other trainees. "She used to act as an SS member, of course. Looks like she
took the role to heart." He mimed a pumping action with his fist, over the
gaping hole in the centre of his chest. I looked away from him and back at the
woman sergeant. She had stopped yelling, had turned her head and was staring at
us. "Look away," my friend the trainee said. "It’s always better
not to attract their attention." Without any further word, he scuttled away,
listing heavily to one side. I walked away, and just before entering the barrack that had
I had been allotted to, I looked round. The tall woman sergeant was still
watching me.
That
night I had a visitor. I had just finished scrubbing my teeth with earth to try
and blacken them when I was grabbed by the shoulder and turned around. It was
one of the camp guards, almost two metres tall and broad to match. "You," he said. "Your name is?" I told him my newly-issued zombie name. "That’s the one," he said over his shoulder, where another
of the guards was hulking, and turned back to me. "Come." "Where?" Of course he didn’t answer me. Still holding me by the arm,
he dragged me along so quickly that I had to trot not to fall over on my face. We
walked across the parade ground, out through the main gate, and to my
astonishment we entered the camp again, on the women’s side. They dragged me right to a small cabin set against the
perimeter wall, opened the door, literally threw me in and slammed the door
behind me. As I lay on the floor in the darkness, I could hear them walking
away. It was very dark in the cabin, and very silent, but for some
reason I felt I wasn’t alone. By force of habit, I listened for the sound of
breathing until I remembered that I wouldn’t hear any since we zombies didn’t
breathe. As quietly as possible, I began to get up. There was a soft scratching noise and a matchstick flickered
in one corner of the cabin. A moment later, two large candles were burning in a
stand on a table in the corner. "Come here." She was even taller than I’d thought from across the parade
ground, comfortably topping me in her bare feet. She wore nothing except a
nasty gleam in her eyes. Or maybe it was just the candlelight. It wasn’t just the candlelight. "You were watching me
today," she said. "Fancy me, do you?" "Er," I said. "No, sergeant." "What? You don’t fancy me? You don’t think I look good?" She
beckoned with a long-nailed forefinger. "Come closer and answer me. Am I
pretty, or aren’t I?" "Yes, sergeant," I said, edging reluctantly towards her. The
look of her would have made my testicles retract protectively, if I’d still
possessed testicles. "I’m pretty, but you don’t fancy me? Are you gay or
something?" "Oh, no, sergeant. I’m not gay." "Prove it, then," she said, thrusting her one remaining
breast at me. "Do me and prove it. That’s an order." "Um, I can’t." I indicated my missing genitalia. "I lost
them when I got zombiefied." "Yeah?" She reached out, pulled down my trousers, and peered
at my nether regions. "Well, that won’t let you off the hook. You’ve got a
mouth, haven’t you? Hands? So get to work. Now." The patch of hair between her thighs looked as though it
might harbour a whole menagerie of creepy-crawlies. When she sat down on the
table and spread her legs wide apart, it stank like rotten fish. [ Continue to page 3 ] |